小乖乖 vs 小怪怪

Evan Cai’s小乖乖 was playing over the radio just now but and I was telling Hubs to learn that song and sing for me.
He did immediately but what he sang took me awhile to realize it’s not what it was suppose to be..
He was singing “小怪怪，小怪怪。。。”
The difference is so great lo…

Tv VS reality

We were watching 台湾龙卷风last nite and in 1 screenshot, the wife was telling her husband:

“你屁股一翘，我就知道你要放屁”
“你吞一吞口水，我就知道你要喝茶”
“你摸一摸脖子， 我就知道你闷，我会去拿报纸给你看”

I couldn’t remember the exact words but the script is something like that la…then the story moves on as the husband and wife quarrels over some things..but in the end, they both make up la, with the wife telling the husband that she is going to get him a cup of tea..
So he asked her whether she saw him 吞口水, that’s why she is going to pour a cup of tea for him…
Know what hubs did? He immediately came in front of me and keep 吞口水 and tell me he wanna drink water le..
My ans?
“你的水壶就在你旁边，不用我倒给你”。。。

the other meaning of 体贴

Recently i found out that my hubs has an other side of him that i dunno lo..his black humour is something i cannot fight can...

We were watchin tv together and there was a scene on the leading man was very 体贴 to the leading lady and I asked him whether he will be as 体贴 to me as him or nt...

Almost immediately he came up to me while i was lying face down on the bed and he lied on top of me!!!

His ans? " 我拿我的身体贴着你，够体贴了吗？"

I nearly died with him stayin there for a good 5 min till i admit he is veri 体贴...